Bragging Rights

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,
discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "my son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, My God......"
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