A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but she was very reluctant to pay the high prices the locals vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price."
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just go and give it a try, why doncha!"
The blonde turned on her heels and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulled over to the side of the levee where he spotted that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spotted a huge nine-foot alligator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she took aim, killed the creature, and, with a great deal of effort, hauled it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stood on the bank and watched this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggled and flipped the gator on its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in frustration, she shouts, "Damn! This one is barefoot too!
I don't write em, just forward the Humor on....... Luv, Diane :)
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