The Oil Shortage

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Alaska
California
Kansas
Oklahoma
and
TEXAS

Our DIPSTICKS are located in
Washington DC
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